Monday, June 2, 2014
Questions Authors hate to hear!?!?!
Questions Authors Hate To Be Asked
The questions I hate to hear when people find out I'm an author.
- Really? (Nope I'm lying to you.)
- What do you write?/What's that? (Paranormal--urban fantasy -- look it up, go do it now I'll wait here, go do it now...GO NOW!!!)
- Do you know so and so? So and So is such an amazing author...(nope, never heard of them, never ever! *fingers in ears lalalalala)
- So are you going to quit your day job now or something? (head on desk *sigh)
- Will you put me in your next book? (yes, do you mind if I kill you off?)
- Shouldn't you know that, I mean your an author and all? (Because authors know everything!?!? EVERYTHING I SAY)
- I sure wish I could just sit around and "imagine" stuff for fun. (You can with the right type of medication)
- When are you going to be done writing your next book? (I have no snarky remark for this, at any given moment I have so many ideas rolling around in my head. So many works in progress. Or god forbid I have nothing at all going on. And everything is silent. Either way this question has me wanting to drive a steak through your heart.)
- So are you going to quit your day job now or something? (head on desk (repeatedly)*sigh)
Are you an author? What questions do you hate to hear? Let me know below.
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